classicgames.org - Vinyl Goddess from Mars

"Hey, I have an idea of how we can make some quick money! Let's make video games!"
"Yeah, we can make a game like that Commander Keen one, lots of people like that.."
"Only we should make it more like Contra, because people like to shoot stuff!"
"Yeah! So let's combine the worst aspects of action scrollers and the problem-solving based ones."
[Two months later]
"Hey, I just discovered a flaw in our plan."
"What's that?"
"No one is going to buy our game."
"No one?"
"Not anyone."
"What to do about it..."
"I have an idea..men like sex! Let's make the main character a hot half-naked chick!"

And thus was Vinyl Goddess from Mars born.

Posted by Kevin on 2000-05-31

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