Fuck Quest
by Richard Eter
2052 downloads so far
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| Graphics | 1 | ||||||||||
| Sound | N/A | ||||||||||
| Story | 3 | ||||||||||
| Fun | 2 | ||||||||||
| Replay | 1 | ||||||||||
Have we done it? Have we found the Worst Game Ever?
This game is a lot like Hugo's House of Horrors, except worse in every possible respect. Much worse. The plot: you're a guy who's trying to score. Woohoo! The graphics are dismal; the gameplay is worse. This game is as bizarre as Love Manager but lacks the hilarity factor.
I realise that many of you are going to download this game anyways, so let me warn you in advance: this game is not erotic in the least. I can't stress that enough. I realise that won't stop you from downloading it, but you have been warned. Playing this game will be punishment enough for disregarding my advice.
Second warning: I seem to recall hearing somewhere that this game includes a harmless virus. Whatever.
Recent Comments
F Quest
I downloaded this game thinking it was going to be funny, but I have to agree with whiteruby it sucks some serious ass!- Re: F Quest posted by Darius 2001-03-14 19:45:04
F quest
This game is terrible. If you want a game like this go out and buy the cheesy game leisure suit larry 7. Whoever created this game should be drug out into the street and shot!!(no subject)
oh my god that game beyond sucks ass it brings new meaning to the term- Re: (no subject) posted by ILoveAlienWorlds 2001-07-05 10:32:51
(no subject)
I can't believe i actually downloaded this stupid worthless game!(no subject)
Holy shit this game sucks so much ass it goes beyond sucking ass, you would need 20 asses for this game to suck for it to even close to the ass sucking amount this game has.- Re: (no subject) posted by Darius 2001-07-11 09:52:25
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There arent enough asses in the universe for this game to suck. even the aliens with 500 asses cannot satisfy this game because it suck so much ass. All asses in this universe should be afraid of this game because it will suck the life out of them just because they are an ass.holy cow this game sucks ass
I just downloaded this stupid game, andI have to say this game sucks ass! The graphics
are frankly dismal, the gameplay let's just
say is worse. Who the hell put this cheesy
game up for download? What were they thinking?
They could have included some kind of warning.
Sheesh.
- Re: holy cow this game sucks ass posted by Darius 2001-07-28 21:17:43
- Re: holy cow this game sucks ass posted by Darius 2001-07-29 12:16:16
- Solution to this "sarcasm" problem posted by CRoland 2001-07-29 23:02:28
- Re: holy cow this game sucks ass posted by Darius 2001-07-29 12:16:16
what he said
You said it.<sarcasm>But you look the HTML tags are visible! What color or format should sarcasm be?</sarcasm>
<paininshoulder>I gotta go now</paininshoulder>
- Re: what he said posted by Kevin 2001-08-01 00:47:00
weird and funny
doesn't it seem funny that it is on the top side of downloading amounts...i mean i didn't download it but so many idiots didWaste of web space and time
I'm probably one of the only people who've had the good luck of experiencing how shitty this (can I even call it a game???) THING is without wasting my time downloading it! Man, does this game suck! You know, people should listen to warnings from the website instead of downloading a game just cus the name has "fuck" in it! I thought humans were supposed to be earth's smartest creatures!- Re: Waste of web space and time posted by Darius 2001-08-25 14:23:11
i was stupid
i was stupid enough to download it...about 5 minutes later i deleted it it sucked. My baby brother can draw better then that animation was. fucking basturd who created it must have fell down the stairs! why do you even have it on here?y everyone downloads it
Yes, it sucks ass. Lots of asses. Fat, massive, blubbery asses. Only fucking morons should download this. It is popular because it says the dreaded f-word in the title!! (hee heh!)I am about to get it...I'll be back!
I am going to waste my time and download it.....I will probably be right back from what I hear.fuckin A!!!
This game rocks ass!!! I got to fuck this 4 different ways!!! Fuckin cool.allright enough ass damn!
goddamn you all even waste your time writing a damn review. (shit wut am i sayin im writin a damn review). newayz you are all right but i bet if the game sucked yo mommaz ass if would be enough. see ya.me again..
You all are right....This game not only sucks.....but blows and wipes...and maybe not even in that order......It was ok as a novelty at first...but then, and I don't know how to put it in anyother words but, IT SUCKED!!!(no subject)
Oh, bitch.... (!)
<sarcasm> I can't get the Idea, this game isen't bad at all!off course it can't be compared to Hell Fighter (download from dracova.com) but it really is okey! </sarcasm>
No, really, the man who created this one is really fucked up in the head...
(C:
I stumbled (tripped?) on you guys while doing a search in my wunderbar search thingy whilst I am looking for Pinball gamez. Hell have I laughedHey thanx for that Android table..... even tho it's dos it really rocks
well I'm off to eat another vegemite sandwhich so ta ta
Damn
I downloaded this game for the sole purpose of seeing how much ass one game could suck. The statement this game sucks ass is not even close to what it sucks. It sucks more than ass! The bastard that made this game should be shot.- Re: Damn posted by Kevin 2001-12-01 05:12:34
Fuck Quest
I do agree that the graphics and sound are less to be desired but me and some of my friends found this game hilarious.The ending was very funny!I've seen worse games out there but i don't think it was as bad aas everyone else thought it was.Zak
this game sucks ass
man this game sucks ass- Re: this game sucks ass posted by Darius 2002-08-27 16:08:28
A Novel Viewpoint
I just thought I would add something novel about this game, in an attempt to sort of engage it from a direction that nobody yet has. Here it is.Tis gam sux ass!!! RoXoRz LOL LMAO WTF!
Thank you.
!doG ma I
The Gratest GGame of all time!
I feel good after my operation, and I must saythat I have no idea why this game would
"suck ass", 500 asses, or anybody's momma's for that matter.
Like John Lone said in "Iceman": "Pita!!!"
When hearing about Fuckquest I had some doubts about a game for adults. Then I played it. Had I died and gone to heaven? The experience of playing this game was almost biblical. I have played this game literally 50 times, each time it got even better then the last. If my life has a purpose, it is to play Fuck Quest 1000 times. The game is extraordinarily well made, by the end of the game I was in tears. It has superb wit and sentimentality. This creation is perhaps the best to grace our monitors bar none. When seen at face value the game looks like an artsy fartsy billion dollar production epic fantasy, but when seen in context with the subtext and style it is one of the most powerful games in existence. In this reviewers opinion it is the greatest of all anti-war games. The characterizations are top notch, the greatest surprise was the versatility of Timothy Hutton playing 4 characters, each played with masterful skill. Fuck Quest displays the trials and hardships of the little man, never is it patronizing. My life is complete. This game should be the basis for a new religion and philosophy to better earth people. Maybe martial law would have to be declared first, but we can work on that, i'm just brainstorming. 10/10
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F quest
Posted by whiteruby* 2001-03-06 21:48:05
This game sucks ass.Reply